Technical Theatre Jazz

Would you like to learn a new term with me?

Here we go: Stage kiss. It's actually not a kiss. You slyly put your thumbs over your lips and then pretend to kiss the other actor. It looks very authentic, but your mouths don't touch at all.

For example, I was standing around with the theatre troop, having a grand ol' time getting to know a new friend when out of the corner of my eye I saw these two guys kiss eachother. AUGH! I almost hurt my neck because my head snapped around so fast. Was I really seeing this?! In my public highschool hall?! Then I noticed that there was an audience and they were all laughing... Perverts, I decided.
Now, that may be the case, but then I learned the term stage kiss. Phew!!! As soon as I realized that there was nothing strange (Or at least too strange) going on, I thought it was funny.

Another strange chapter of my Junior year. Sorry if you find it offensive, but you had to be there. It was really funny, as soon as I realized that it was a theatrical presentation..... Whatever lol.