What Not to Do

In life we are continuously confronted by 'what if' situations.

What if I do that? And then there's always the 'What if I don't do that?' situations.

I guess God only knows, but when you hit that point, it can be hard to decide what to do. No one likes regret. No one likes feeling like they missed out. No one likes knowing that they blew it. No one likes barfing at 2 A.M. because they drank one too many beers. 

To solve these many 'what if' problems, I suggest you 1) listen to me and don't do anything I wouldn't do or 2) read your Bible and don't do anything that it warns you against or 3) if you don't have a Bible go get one and follow steps 1 and 2. 

You will live long and prosperously and  you probably won't ever be up at 2 A.M. puking into a toilet bowl because you were stupid and went through on a 'what if' statement.

That is my preachy message for the day, tailored to make you cringe and wonder what this girl is smoking.

And this is my picture for you, of me. Because if you listen to me, you can be like me, and I just want to make sure my readers know what they have to look forward to. It's pretty incredible.